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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The District Weekly - Latest Comments in THE TURKEY CANNON | The District Weekly</title><link>http://districtweekly.disqus.com/</link><description>News, Arts, Entertainment &amp; More for Long Beach, Huntington Beach, and Costa Mesa</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:33:51 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: THE TURKEY CANNON | The District Weekly</title><link>http://thedistrictweekly.com/daily/staff-infection/the-turkey-cannon/#comment-1354296</link><description>Wow, when you said "turkey cannon," I thought you meant a cannon that would shoot out frozen turkeys. I could really use one of those. That and a duck blind.&lt;br&gt;Didn't Hammacher Schlemmer sell a turkey cannon at one time? They were on the same page as the personal hovercraft?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Theo Douglas</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:33:51 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>