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Is this why you presumably went to journalism school, Stacy? To be a second-hand twat by proxy? I hope not.
To the District Weekly, let's cut these lame promo pieces masquerading as some kind of qualified critique. It's just... gay.
But I do take issue with the second-hand-twat remark. I have ALWAYS been a first-hand-twat of the highest order - I thought everyone knew, but I'm glad to add you as the newest layer to my folds. Welcome!
(Oh, and please tell me where I might publish a real promo piece - you know, the kind that can actually score me free tickets to the show, or other sundries. Writing for bus fare alone always brings on a bad case of the bleats. Itchy...)
Since your high-strung friend Lisa chided me regarding my ignorance of your fine work in journalism, I took a few moments to see if I was starting off on the wrong foot, regarding my complaints of your shameless hackery in the service of Ms. Griffin. I took note that you were once a script reader for a production house, so now I know it's impossible to insult you. You also write the promo pieces for the OC Register, and you think Judy Tenuta should star in her own sitcom.
So, with that in mind, your friend Lisa implies the right questions: Why the fuck am I bothering? What the fuck did I expect?
She is right, you know, and I was wrong.
To put where I went wrong in proper perspective, what I did was akin to a character in "Night of the Living Dead" scolding the little girl for eating her mother's intestines. Anyone familiar with the hard-wired habits of soulless, flesh-eating zombies, would likely ask the same questions of that hypothetical character, as Lisa asked of me, and rightfully so. My bad.
Passing judgement on a puff piece for a fag hag in the interests of bus fare is not only unfair, I may be walking the fine line of being akin to a raging zombiphobe, and we all know what happens to people like them, sooner or later.
Again, apologies all around.
You can email me links through my website - where, by the way, you can also read an interview I did with Night of the Living Dead star Judith O'Dea "Barbara." I know you'll hate it, and I can't wait to hear why! (Real shameless zombie-loving hackery!)
www.ironsinthefireinc.com