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OUR GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC: TODAY’S CRAP | The District Weekly

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  • jesus

    1 year ago

    Jesus doesn't know why the CIA doesn't use a different interrogation method. The French use it and It's very effective. First you put the interviewee in a bed with a heavy comforter, then you feed Gerard Depardieu a diet of spoiled goose pate, goat cheese, lentils and cheap beer for a day. Then Mr. Depardieu gets in bed with the interviewee and asks questions. If the interviewee is deemed to be avoiding or lying Mr. Deparieu will flatulate loudly then pull the comforter over the interviewee's head. The comforter is not removed until the interviewee comes clean and answers the question. The French call this the "four a' Hollandais" or "Dutch oven". Maybe the U.S. could see if Rush Limbaugh would volunteer as the interrogator in the U.S. or maybe Vice President Cheney?
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  • LBRez

    1 year ago

    Or we could just strap them to a board upside down and drip water in their nose for about 15 seconds until they break--it's worked before. Now that the House Demos have let the Protect America Act expire for political purposes we can all talk to our Mommies from the mall and not worry about Evil Dick hearing about Uncle Joe's prostate.
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