DISQUS

The District Weekly: LONG BEACH’S SEXIEST PEOPLE

  • DJ Wingard · 1 year ago
    I think it is fabulous that Long Beach has found a Phillip Seymour Hoffman look-a-like with 3 kidneys and 2 pancreases even remotely attractive, let alone sexy. Thank you, dear town of my birth! You have made this ex-diabetic proud.
  • drnoe · 1 year ago
    Hey! What about me?
  • Christina Thomas · 1 year ago
    Warren Thomas totally knows how to keep it weird. I love that guy for all that he's worth, and I'm honestly proud to say that he's my brother.
  • Chris Ziegler · 1 year ago
    war rules!!!!!!!!
  • M BHIll · 1 year ago
    I see the Bluff Park Sailor listed as sexiest and I'm thinking "Well of course, duh" but then I thought "Wait, why not the Long Beach Museum of Art's Yellow Baby?"...or is that just wrong?
  • Sam_Lowry · 1 year ago
    Chief Batts is undergoing some of the highest scrutiny of his career in the Lobstergate trial, and sadly, the Geriatric Journal, er... the Long Beach Press Telegram, is kicking your ASS at covering this story. Could it be that that even the mighty District Weekly has been cowed, dare I say, rendered inert, by Dr Batts' charms?

    Prove me wrong on this, please. Review the court transcripts, look into some of the serious allegations being made in the reader comments at the end of every online PT lobstergate article, and bring us the facts the way only you and your sexy staff can. Really. Everyone one of you belongs on this Sexiest People list. Mean it!

    (Hey.... It worked for the chief on you guys, maybe it can work for me.)
  • Gordon Reyes · 1 year ago
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  • Gordon Reyes · 1 year ago
    Chief Batts head looks like an un painted Easter Egg.
  • LB Taxpayer · 1 year ago
    RE your choice of Chief Batts as the sexiest man. There is nothing sexy about spousal abuse. I will never erase the memory of Tony's black and blue handiwork on Laura's face.
  • Jimbo · 1 year ago
    Looks like your "sexy" cop just served us taxpayers a $4.1M lobster dinner.
  • george · 1 year ago
    mmmmmmm tastes sooo good.
  • shaniqua · 1 year ago
    still ugly...
  • shaniqua · 1 year ago
    still ugly.....
  • shaniqua · 1 year ago
    ...even uglier by now...
  • H Skora · 1 year ago
    WOOF! That Jim Fall sure is a hottie!!! That Lizzie McGuire is one lucky girl.
  • leea · 1 year ago
    ya that mendee girl is ugly like a big fat stoopid giant geisha
  • tim callahan · 1 year ago
    Lisa Cramp is so hot. She is gorgeous. What a face!!!!!!!
  • hussein · 1 year ago
    gordon reyes must like it in the pooper
  • Bosco G · 1 year ago
    Gordon reyes u obviously u never met Lisa Cramp so dont judge a book by its cover and belive me its a lovely cover
  • Shawn Delmonico · 1 year ago
    How is Lisa Cramp an insult to Coney Island? And who is this Gordon Reyes anyway? You obviously have not met the girl so until you do, perhaps keep your comments to yourself.
  • Jill Shirlson · 1 year ago
    Who is this Gordon Reyes and why does he exist?
    Lisa Cramp RULES!!!
  • Mass Z. · 1 year ago
    Lisa Cramp was the best person I met in Long Beach.
    In my memories she IS Long Beach. Gorgeous, kind and smiley.
    The best image of LB you can find! Can you be hot AND smart?