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The District Weekly: CAN GERRIE SCHIPSKE PREDICT THE FUTURE? | The District Weekly

Theo Douglas · 1 year ago

Lessee, can Gerrie Schipske predict the future?
Wait, I know this one! I know: Concentrate and ask again!
Well, actually, that's not fair; we'll have to wait 'til 2009 before I make any more Magic 8-Ball-esque pronouncements about the Fifth District councilwoman.
This year, I'll be keeping one eye on her list--and one eye on Bill Pearl.
(If you can't wait another year before we kick this one around again, visit your local thrift stores for 8-Balls and their assorted brethren--including the recent pirate-themed ball, the Aye Ball; and the Sponge Bob-themed device, the so-called Sponge Bob AnswerPants. Every home should have one.)
Gerrie Schipske · 1 year ago

Theo...how did you know what I have in my closet?
JuanPardell · 1 year ago

Gerrie Shipske's predictions are about as gloomy as the current state of Long Beach and California. I guess she is an appropriate politician for the times.