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Maybe we can adaptively reuse her wicked grin as the portal to Hell?
You sold part of our soul to pay Peter to fucking pick Paul's wallet.
I hope your project fails, which given your track record is pretty much what is gonna happen.
Disgusting. (even Ray Bradbury has my back)
Like Bush building this imaginary new Middle East democracy. Your politics are just insensitive and insulting to what we as Long Beach residents hold dear.
I would spit in your faces if I could.
All the Best,
Walt Whitman
Best Wishes,
Mark Twain
Your beauty is beyond compare.
The stars have nothing on you.
When I am with you the hours seem like minutes.
And!
I want to touch your butthole.
All the best,
Harold Bloom
Like a lover, you are to me.
Sweet sweet lover.
Looking into your eyes.
I could waste infinity.
I wanna rape ya.
Sincerely,
William Shakespeare
orchestrated by the meaty mind of baroness lowenthal
her beefy right index finger pushed down hard on "the button"
and one day, after the dust has settled, her insatiable appetite and blood lust will be close to being satiated, but that will not be realized until her real classy condominiums have been erected...if you know what the bard means. a dark cloud will blanket the firmament and baroness lowenthal will, assuredly, cast several more spells upon the good bibliophiles of long beach, but she will call for a book-burning in order to destroy stackable squid mechanics. If all goes well the swelling will end and the tyranny of the lowenthal regime will implode. coincidentally, I understand that she's got some tasty sauce and I want to taste her saucy sauce.
wholeheartedly genuine and festively stackable salamanders of discerning tastes...
William Butler Yeats
Is the writing on the subway wall?
Kickin' rocks,
Take 183
Long live acres of books and long live the duck-billed platypus of my dreams!
Earnestly,
milan kundera
What's with all this books and shit?
Keep it gangsta,
Carl Sagan
Gettin' Crunk
Isaac Asimov
Late,
Albert Schweitzer
long beach, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the potholed streets at dawn
looking for an angry fix,
sujaheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to the starry dynamo in the machin-
ery of right.
Keep it chronic,
Allen Ginsberg
Warmest Regards,
Charles Manson
Seig Heil
Bill O'Reilly
Just let me keep my baby.
Sharon Tatertots
We Out,
Bertrand Russell
"I remember some years ago being part of a panel discussion at which another panelist expressed her passionate contempt for the crass commercialism of the publishing industry, which had time and time again rejected her vampire novel. What set her vampire novel apart from all the others was that it featured a black, lesbian vampire who was also handicapped. The author believed that handicapped black lesbians would flip for her work, and so they might - at least the portion of them who like vampire novels to begin with."
Thomas M. Disch
Ballin',
George W. Bush
Whateva,
John Holmes
Peace,
MWShelley
Pope John Paul II
http://www.laconservancy.org/preservation/save....
In the best of human wish,
Thic Nat Han
Keep it real,
Thomas Merton
Unity.
Togetherness.
Timeless.
Happiness.
Organization.
Laughing.
Evil.
Ken The All Night Rocker
Yes! You are a butthole.
Love,
Long Beach Redevolpment Association
Mainly days and Mondays bring me down.
Satisfied.
Adamantly opposed.
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
(I'm sad),
Oprah.
Condos?
Cantos.
Quatrains.
Ezra Pound
So we beat on, buttholes against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the batch.
Hugs,
Pablo Neruda
Do you have, like, several million dollars that I could borrow for a couple of days?
If so, then meet at Fern's Bar and Tavern; bring singles for the jbox, Basils!
Rainbow Dreams,
Susan Sontag
You don't know.
Those things!
It is what makes you special.
It is what makes you loved.
FUCK YOU!
I love you,
Long Beach.
Love and Jeers,
C Paglia
Yo, what's up with the Lowenthal clan at City Hall? What's this old-timey, incestuous-cabal, unscrupulous-investment shit, huh. _Chinatown_!? More like _PorcelainTown_!
Tears,
Ozzy
Jockin' yer grill.
Anne Frank
PS: Acres of Books? Huh? What?
Chilaxin',
Heraclitus
This will be beneficial. We must hope.
(yeah!, this project is doomed)
Robert Anton Wilson
a caveman
grunt
Lothar of the hillpeople
Yer fuckin' this up.
Salutations,
George Plimpton
Fuck all's y'all.
Take it easy,
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Where am I gonna pick up lonely older bitches who can read now? I know, I know, the dollar store.
Cripin'
James Madison
Subtle. Sensual. Stimulating.
I couldn't quite understand.
Catch you on the flip-flop,
JG Ballard
The Edmund Fitzgerald
Because the ending's just too hard to take.
Big Ups,
Gordon Lightfoot
You are destroying that which makes you YOU!
Love,
Reality
The second district don't mean jack shizzle. What? Not represented? No way.
Email me about my barbecue in the Hamptons,
John Updike
(don't contact me until a couple weeks. I'm busy writing the sequel to ET)
there are actually many.
Don't hate,
Cockroaches
You people need to come to the now.
Achieve Clear.
Contact us,
L. Ron Hubbard
(Scientology, homes)
Culturally Cute,
Diablo Cody
Andy Warhol
Gettin' chrunc,
'n chilaxin, like tuna on a
roll, like vurple cruci-
ble, like read the manu-
al, bull-dohzen like suja,
y'all, like flowin like nature
call, and ragin' like lowen-
thal, and hoopin' like sam cas-
sell, like swingin' like raun's big
balls, and jammin' just like stevus,
ya'll, critiquin' like jacques la-
can; rock wit u like chaka
khan; fuk wit u like kirk v.
khan; luv me like george, paul, ringo, 'n
john; blast me wit cobain's shot-
gun; bump me like kennedy 'n
son; kiss me like prince cherry
sun, like hot mustard on a hot
bun, like general custard pie 'n
rum, and freakin' wit some crisco,
son, and now it escapes: writin' 4
fun.
Rasta
Woody
Don't mind me.
Humbly,
Guernica
What,
Gutenberg
Ice cream and sugar cookies.
Soda pop and bubblegum.
Little league and after school.
Pensive hugs and first loves.
All these things are special.
It's what makes us, well, us.
Enron
Shits and giggles,
Mona Lisa
Werner Herzog
(directors commentary for "Grizzly Man")
Preach it Long Beach it!!
"Clean" and "Straight"
Ted Haggard